Cats and Plants
Plants and Cats
and a volcano
Cynthia/22/Queer AF and taken by a wonderful lady💖/Norfolk, VA/Crazy cat lady/Hufflepuff/ENFP/Alpha Phi Omega/I like cute animals, stupid humor, and pretty people/Sometimes NSFW so 18+ please/ALSO please don’t send me your dick cuz I promise I don’t wanna see it/
Aesthetic goals: That witch who everyone’s afraid of and who wears flowing dark clothing and keeps a black cat but offers you tea and surprises you with how nice they actually are
NO, CHICKEN IS NOT HEALTHY.
NO, WHEY PROTEIN IS NOT HEALTHY.
NO, GREEK YOGURT IS NOT HEALTHY.
NO, FISH IS NOT HEALTHY.
PLANTS. PLANTS ARE. PLANTS ARE HEALTHY.
drives me insane when i see people tag animal products as healthy or clean eating. like nah.
once a lady told me that if my plants are dying even when I’m caring for them correctly, it means they’re absorbing the curses my enemies are casting upon me. so now when my plants randomly die, I wonder if they died protecting me.
whoa
Is this why witches live in the forest? Blanket curse immunity?
[desert witch sees 1 tumbleweed] holy sHIT
we got to the botanical gardens. i point at all the plants i like. u point at all the plants u like
Reasons why you should have plants in your room
- More clean air
- People think you are cool
- They look pretty
- You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
- You feel proud when they grow
- You can give them cute names
- pLAnTs
Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.
Reasons why you should have plants in your room
- More clean air
- People think you are cool
- They look pretty
- You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
- You feel proud when they grow
- You can give them cute names
- pLAnTs
Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.
what
FEED ME, SEYMOUR
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love
can you believe it’s not butter
butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality
